Destroy All Humans! Drops Price

Today reports indicate that an encrypted message transmitted to the Furon Mothership was deciphered by top experts, revealing secret plans to further Crypto’s plot to Destroy All Humans! by dropping the videogame price point to $39.99 nationwide. When reached for comment, Crypto had this to say: “Pathetic Humans, you cannot resist the might and persuasion of the Furon race. Buy Destroy All Humans! and spread holiday cheer to your family members before I annihilate you all!”

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